Adonis Diaries

Songs for women (continue)

Posted on: October 16, 2008

Note: the names are fictitious but the events are real to me.

Raines is my Initiator ; or May Be Not  (Nov. 2002)


My roommate used to travel two hours on weekends to work

As a bartender at an Army base.

He spent the rest of the week studying to be a pharmacist,

One hour away the other direction. from where he rented.

I drove in his Spitfire one summer weekend for a birthday party.

Linda and Raines were there, and I have never met them before.

Linda was utterly gorgeous and tall.

Her red-headed girl friend was sort of rotund and short, with a lovely face.

Uncharacteristically, I was in a good humor,

Funny in my French accent in any of the several languages I know.

My conversation was mostly of small talks, and still is mostly.

I naturally act drunk on water and orange juice

When I’m around a captive audience of lovely girls.


Linda picked me as her companion for the evening.

She would not separate from me.

My roommate had the eyes for Linda.

Being a better Casanova than me,

He cut me off several times and managed to keep Linda for the night.


I had many proofs that my friend is an unchallenged Casanova.

I once met the most beautiful girl on Earth

While seeing a movie on campus, solo as usual.

I didn’t even ask her “What’s your name”.

A week later, coming to our apartment at midnight,

At the closing hour of the main library on campus,

She was there with him, supposedly studying together.

It was a blistering cold night and I had to visit the bathroom urgently.

Coming out, she had vanished.

“Where is she?” I asked my roommate.

He joked: “She heard the Niagara Falls of your piss and got a fright.”

“Do you realize that she is the one I told you was the most beautiful girl?”

He recovered from his surprise and said:

“She had been after me for a while. She definitely wants me.

I guess that I will not touch her for the sake of your feelings.”

I believed him, at least for not making any further moves himself.

Lisa was studying pharmacy too.

Met her five years later at a bar and barely talked to her. She was selling for a drug company.


I had the impression at the party that a certain deal

Was agreed on behind my back.

Raines promptly made her move as my new girl friend.

I acquiesced reluctantly.






Raines is my Initiator (Continue, Nov. 2002)


A week later, the two girls paid us an evening visit.

It was implicitly clear how the division was arranged.

I felt terribly jittery and somehow uncooperative.

      I was not comfortable with the realization of my de facto coming initiation.

I delayed as much as I could.  I suggested taking a hot bath.


Raines agreed cheerfully and we played like kids, splashing water and all.

The other couple was heard laughing at us and giggling in the next room.

What was to be done was almost inevitable.

I am not sure who turned off the light in my bedroom

But it suited me grandly.


I requested that she mounts me, Raines being the expert,

A single mother with a child.

I wished I was candid with Raines:

It would have saved me much grief, pain and humiliation.

She mounted me with fugue.

Her rubbing on my uncircumcised prick was extremely harsh.

The pain was humongous,

Shooting through my body and spreading to my head.

I reasoned that this might be the normal price when you commit a major Sin.

I was not to be initiated that night and did not sleep a wink.

It felt extremely sensitive and looked swollen and violet.

I could not suffer any contact with any fabric, especially Raines’ fabric.


For three days I wore a Jallabieh, a large loose white tunic

For three days I looked ridiculous on campus.

I checked at the University clinic

And the lady physician referred me to another specialist.

A close friend of mine accompanied me to the specialist.

The doctor was cool and within three seconds

Covered the head of my rod with the retracted skin.

Yeah, it was a rod since that fateful night,

And I wish it stays so for the duration of my active life.

      The physician trained me how to retract the skin and cover it back.

I was to exercise this new game twice a day for the rest my active life.


My friend had a quick chat with the physician and emerged saying:

“Adonis, is this your first time?”


Raines is my Initiator (Continue 2, Nov. 2002)


Oh, no, no, certainly not the first time.

He was obviously on the right track but I denied it

To save a standing manhood honor,

Not vehemently though.


Damn it, his assumption was not correct either. 

It was not even the first time.

I was still at zero time and terribly anxious and puzzled.

Incredible! I am not totally sure who initiated me.

It might be Sonia:  I remember she told me that I needed practice.


Sonia, Sonja, originally from Indonesia and living in Houston,

Invited me, her neighbor, at her apartment.

She met me wearing a Geisha outfit, white socks and Geisha footwear.

I was appreciative for her originality and complemented her beauty.

Sonia admitted that I showed progress in my performances

The night I bade her farewell before I flew back to my Lebanon.


I decided to be circumscribed because the physician’s recommended exercise

Was to last forever and for a lifetime.

I did not heal fast and could not see Raines anytime soon for a rematch.

One morning, Raines drove two hours to see me.

She did not have the heart to try my new implement

And I suggested licking her cunt.

The stench was awful, driving that long in a burning summer day,

And I did not insist.

What’s with this crazy Napoleon?

During his retreat from his failed Russian campaign,

He mailed a letter to then his wife Josephine,

Telling her that he will be joining her soon

And ordering her not to wash herself at all.


A year later, I called up Raines from Houston.

I had two tickets for the Eagle’s concert and wanted to treat her well.

She called back 3 hours later with a negative answer.

She said that she has recently converted to Jehovah Witnesses,

That she is a born again Christian,

And that too much fun of this kind is nefarious to her born again soul.

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