Adonis Diaries

Craig’s-list adverts

Posted on: October 25, 2009

Craig’s-list adverts; (October 24, 2009)

 

            Here is a sample of “Criagslist” adverts (with a twist); this will prove to the wide spectrum of the readers who patronize my blog that I may be flexible and versatile.

 

            A woman is to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a one piece bathing suit. I will season the pasta later on. I am experimenting with scents and celluloid flavors.

 

            I am renting a large bathroom. One condition: your mattress and you must vacate when I use the bathroom; until we get familiar.

 

            My nerves are shot; I am kept off balance.  I asked for a gay guy: I should have been more specific.  This mate wants to play active and passive at the same session.

 

            Please return my denture.  I forgot it in your Silverado last night.  Reminder: we met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. I gave you my number and I have lost yours.

 

            I have a package of expensive small size doggy diapers. Please don’t try them on a cat.  It won’t work. Trust me.

 

            I had to shut down my business and I am left with 1,300 Pope hats. The hats are made in China and are of the small size; they sometimes irritate the head’s skin.  Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats; try them on larger cats.

 

Note: Craigslist agreed to drop its “erotic services” section over claims that it promoted pornography.

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