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“Would trade the 72 virgin males for a masseuse, a butler, and a chef, in Heaven…”: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea of stupid Virgin Males In Heaven

Posted on: February 12, 2013

Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgin males In Heaven: Preferred to trade the 72 virgin males for an experienced masseuse, a butler, and a chef.

Those extremist ignorant juveniles enlisted in the  jihadist wahhabi Moslem movements like the idea of acquiring harem of virgin girls, once they are in heaven, after blowing themselves on earth against infidels (both other moslem sects and other religions). But what of women and girls wrapping their body with explosives? What’s in for them in Paradise?

Khalida Akhtar, a 20-year-old Taliban suicide bomber, decided at the last minute not to blow herself up at the main train station in the capital Islaabad of Pakistan: She remembered that she would have to deal with 72 virgins on her hands if she sacrificed her earthly life. 

The thought of handling virgin males made her so sick to her stomach that she decided on the spot to pull the plug on the whole operation and give herself up to the authorities. She didn’t care to deal with a bunch of virgin guys in heaven, local authorities say.

Posted in The Global Edition (theGlobaledition) on June 26, 2012

Ms. Akhtar, who was dressed in a head-to-toe burqa and strapped with explosives, was seen just hours ago running and screaming through the Islamabad Railway Station (Pakistan) before she was apprehended by local law enforcement.

In a statement recorded by arresting officers, Ms. Akhtar explained her decision.

“I’d actually never stopped before to think about the reward I would receive for my sacrifice. Unlike my brother and his friends, I’m actually not a fan of virgin males. To be fair, I don’t think any woman in the world is. I’m supposed to give my life for a bunch of guys that don’t know anything about the female body or how to please a woman? I don’t think so!” Khalida added.


“What do you mean they are all virgins?”/ PHOTO: ABBIE TRAYLER-SMITH – Telegraph

As she was taken into custody, Khalida Akhtar also reportedly told officers that she would have gladly sacrificed herself for higher causes if she could trade those 72 virgins for two experienced guys, a masseuse, a butler, and a chef.

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