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Another forced 30 Signs: “You’re Almost 30…”

Posted on: August 12, 2013

Another forced 30 Signs You’re Almost 30

Jessica Misener, BuzzFeed Staff, posted this July 9, 2013:

1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.

             

Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.View this image ›

Source: facebook.com

3. …and marathon times.

             

...and marathon times.View this image ›

4. You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.

             

You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.View this image ›

5. You start a story with “when I was in college” and realize that was 10 years ago.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

6. When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.

             

When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.View this image ›

Source: thiswastv.com

7. You’ve gone to a bar and left because it was too loud.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

8. You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.

             

You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.View this image ›

Source: tiffinbox.org

9. You’ve become a sunscreen nazi.

             

You've become a sunscreen nazi.View this image ›

… to make up for years of neglect.

Source: racketmag.com

10. You find cool celebs who are in their early thirties and think, There’s still hope.

Image by Getty

Image by Getty
                                   

11. You’re getting increasingly scared to check your credit score.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

Source: giphy.com

12. You’re seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.

             

You're seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.View this image ›

Source: favim.com

13. You’d rather pay a little more for a “nice, clean” hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.

             

You'd rather pay a little more for a "nice, clean" hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.View this image ›

14. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

15. You’ve definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.

             

You've definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.View this image ›

Source: walmart.com

16. There’s an increasing number of musical artists you haven’t even heard of.

             

There's an increasing number of musical artists you haven't even heard of.View this image ›

Source: pitchfork.com

17. Every night you’re like:

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

18. You’ve experienced the dreaded TWO-DAY hangover:

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

19. You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.

             

You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.View this image ›

…and you view them more and more as friends.

20. Running hurts your knees. The elliptical hurts your knees. Everything hurts.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

21. Teen slang makes you viscerally angry.

             

Teen slang makes you viscerally angry.View this image ›

22. You start buying shoes based on “comfort.”

             

You start buying shoes based on "comfort."View this image ›

Source: simon.com

23. An 11-year-old has to show you how to do something on your smartphone.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

24. Weekend nights: Instead of having two drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar then go home.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

25. You voluntarily buy the “fiber” cereal.

             

You voluntarily buy the "fiber" cereal.View this image ›

26. You get really excited about lame stuff, like low interest rates.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

27. You wonder, seriously, how you ever pulled an all-nighter.

             

30 Signs You're Almost 30View this image ›

28. You’ve uttered the phrase, “I’m too old for music festivals.”

             

You've uttered the phrase, "I'm too old for music festivals."View this image ›

29. You’ve graduated from Ikea to West Elm.

             

You've graduated from Ikea to West Elm.View this image ›

…or you at least WANT to.

30. You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies.

             

You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies.View this image ›

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