Can You get these puns and jokes?
Posted on: December 20, 2013
Can You get these puns and jokes?
1. Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?
2. But how can you tell that this question is not pregnant?
3. What would you find in Charles Dickens’ kitchen?
4. What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar?
6. How did Charlotte Brontë make it easier for everyone to breathe?
8. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
Via collider.com
9. Why is John Milton terrible to invite to game nights?
Via library.sc.edu
10. Why do words, phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court?
11. What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?
12. What makes “Civil Disobedience” such a great essay?
Via en.wikipedia.org
15. What was Socrates’ favorite thing to mold?
Via en.wikipedia.org
16. Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?
17. Why was Odysseus in such a rush to get home?
18. How do you make a copyeditor vomit?
19. Which 13th century Persian poet is best to live with?
20. Which author is often mistaken for an artificially built water source?
21. What do you call a treehouse that kids can only play in when their parents are around?
Via statesman.com
22. What was Walt Whitman’s favorite breakfast cereal?
23. Why do writers constantly feel cold?
24. And what’s the best way to get an English major in the mood?
Via firewireblog.com
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