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A few funny stories by Jean-Charles

3 categories de marriages: une, le mari doit la femme a sa fortune, une autre, le mari doit sa fortune a la femme, (et toutes les autres qui sont totalement fous).

Vous etes la femme de Ray Roger? Non, vous retardez de 3 maris

Apres 3 ans de fiancialle, le jeune homme demande: “Est’ il temps de nous marrier?” Oui, mais qui voudra de nous?

A une femme pas si jeune: Vous ferez un riche marriage, quand vous paraitrez avoir 30 ans.

A star was to select an item in the form: Single, married, divorced… “You mean just for today?”

Touchez mon index and regardez moi dans les yeux. “Tres bien. Je suis Martien. Mon sex est au bout de mon index

Un parfum “Espoir” coute cher. “A ce prix, vous n’auriez pas “Certitude”?

Apres la 4 ieme dance, la demoiselle demande a son partenaire “Vous aimez dancer”? J’adore dancer. “Alors, apprenez”

Entre Oui et Non d’une femme, il n’ ya pas de place pour une epingle (Cervantes). (He must have meant a questionnaire with binary answers Like/Dislike.)

Elle m’ a divorce’. Maintenant c’est moi qu’elle cache dans le placard

Dans un petit hotel. “Votre femme a-elle besoin de quelque chose?” “Pour ma femme apporte moi une carte postale

Les femmes, pas si bete, se montrent aussi gentilles que si elles trompaient  leurs maris

Un reve, un reve? Quand je pense a ce que tu fait dans mes reves, je me demande ce que tu peux bien faire dans tes reves.

A cause de toi, je suis a present la femme d’un cocu

Saint Pierre a beaucoup de travail a faire, mais il est coherent. Cinq femmes sont devant lui: “Les quelles d’entre vous a trompe’ son mari?”. 4 levent leurs mains. “Bon, au purgatoire. Atttendez un instant, ammenez avec vous la cinquieme qui est sourde”

“Pour se faire avaler to histoire a dormir debout, tu aurais du epouser une plus bete que moi”. ” Mais c’est que j’ai cherche’ ”

Note 1: This quip is mine.J e veux une fille completement folle: Je ne suis ni beau, ni riche, ni jeune. La fille qui m’ecoutait me presenta a son amie: folle aussi. J’ai le choix entre deux folles, trop jolie. Il fallait que j’ajoute une autre condition: que la folle soit un chef de cuisine.

Note 2: This quip is also mine. Quatre adolescents sont alignes pour leur tour. Le femme dit au premier qui vient de finir: “Faite que les autre ne me touche pas. J’ai senti que je suis deja enceinte de toi

 

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Tidbits and Notes. Part 254

Note: My previous large file titled “Tidbits and notes. Part 211” has vanished after I pressed Leave instead of Cancel. WordPress,com support system was of No help. If you know how I can retrieve the file, I’ll be very appreciative.

Dans ma jeunesse, j’etais trop timide et plutot passif: peut-etre que les conversations autour de moi etaient inexistantes ou plutot sans interet? Je ne savais pas comment jouer le jeu des petites conversations, a caliner ou complimenter. Plus tard, les gens crurent que j’etais un snob: J’hibernais dans ma peau d’enfance.

An invariant in Israel politics: When Israel claims it is negotiating a peace treaty or a cease fire, it means that it is ready to launch a pre-emptive war. Israel establishment and weapon industrial complex believes that it cannot sustain a long period of peace, and actually never tried it.

Le Chevalier? Representative of French President visited Israel and relayed to Lebanon that Israel is preparing a pre-emptive war on Lebanon? The test in Gaza is Not encouraging Israel for another try on Lebanon. However, the plan of USA/Israel is to start another round of civil war in Lebanon. And Lebanon is fooling itself that it learned the lesson, but it learned nothing much but sinking its head deeper in the sand. And without funding, the army will be unable to maintain its cohesion.

Stupid France still think that it can foment civil war in Syria and keep Lebanon intact from the flame roaring around it: The USA is Not that stupid and the plan for starting another civil war in Lebanon is very much going ahead.

The idea of creating Israel by England around 1907, with instigation of the US Evangelical sects, was when England realized that it needed a buffer zone to protect its interests in India through Egypt by eliminating any kind of unification of the Middle-Eastern people in the foreseeable future. 

An old man in the psych group said: “The assassin is serving a life sentence. And it is still Not a comfort for me” And what if this prisoner would be let free within 20 years? Instead of sorrow and anger, most probably fear will set in?

The world’s billionaires made more money in 2017 than in any year in recorded history. A UBS report says billionaires become 20% richer last year. (Mind you that their number is increasing crazily since China and India billionaires are closing the gap with the colonial powers of USA and Europe combined)

It is a Universal truth that mothers will Not “betray” their children to the police under any basis of ethics, moral or “this is the law”: They have enough loads in issues and activities to control and administer in the household that they don’t care to add a bigger problem.

If you want to lear how to express your opinions, read, take notes, reflect and write. If you want to learn the wide range of “shata2em” and “bahwaraat”, plug-in to “Arabic” and Trump-like social medias.

The EU turns its clocks back by one hour on Sunday. It may be the last time the bloc uses Daylight Saving Time, after citizens voted to abolish it earlier this year.

A lack of frequent, helpful feedback is among the top reasons people quit their jobs. Studies show that more communicative, honest cultures drive increased productivity, innovation, and employee satisfaction.
Is Feedback a social threat”? And like any threat, it’s accompanied by physiological and cognitive responses, including an increase in heart rate and blood pressure and feelings of anger, anxiety, and fear.
Making matters worse, humans are biased towards negativity—a tendency to over-index negative interactions relative to neutral or positive ones. These physiological responses can inhibit us from effectively processing any feedback that we perceive as threatening to our identities, happiness, and jobs. (Ed Batista)

 


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