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Why women live longer than men? Adapted to frequent bowel movement sessions

Women have far many more opportunities to trying bowel movements per day.

I discovered that humongous advantage a week ago. I decided, instead of standing for pissing, to simply sit.

It is a success story at every sitting: My bowel movement, with this new method, is smooth, creamy, of normal constituency, easy, and refreshing… No need anymore for exhausting your breath, bringing a magazine, allocating special time, fearing heart attack, a blood vein rupturing, taking enormous time and energy for this simple job.

It takes the same amount of time to doing two tasks in one session, and more efficiently at any length of term, short, medium, or long-term…

It is natural an event that comes naturally… Gone all these horror tales of gargantuan “product“, yards long, cross-sections as large as a newborn head, sewer system clogged…

Once, one of my nieces said: “If I don’t have three bowel movements a day, I don’t feel alright…” I wondered: “What?! If I can come once every two days I feel like a king and ecstatic…”

Managing a satisfying bowel movement was such a glorious event for me that I could feel the sensation many hours later: It was the actual real success story for the day!  If anyone would ask me: “What was your best memorable task today?” I had no hesitation being blunt and frank: “I had a bowel movement!”

Let us admit it: Constipation is a common ailment among the male genders, regardless of their eating habit: carnivorous, vegetarian, vegan, herbivorous… Actually, I cannot recall having a bowel movement in childhood.  How many of you male gender recall how was the toilet in your home in your childhood?  You certainly have a vivid picture of your favorite spot in the garden or the nearby forest…

Many would be surprised of my simple and bold hypothesis of “Why women live longer than men, are more enduring, cooler in their behavior…”

My conjecture is that the main reason, by far the most important of the many main causes, is opportunity for frequent bowel movements, just by having to stoop and sit… for pissing!  That is why I ticked the “lucubration” category.

Do you know that virulent bacteria and viruses normally converge toward the exit of the large intestine, and that the more frequent your bowel movements are, no matter how little is the “production”, is the best remedy for decreasing sickness frequency?

Chill out, sit down, and enjoy a normal enjoying day that would overcome many stupid and unnecessary tresses. Simultaneous multitasking should not be reserved for computer sciences…

Let me be frank: If I have a satisfying bowel movement in the morning,I feel that I own the day. Nothing can touch me for the day, and I feel confident that I will not feel sick for the day…

If I wait for the evening for a creamy and easy movement, it is difficult for me to go to sleep: I feel that I can go on for most of the night…

Do your best to Own your Day and your Health…

Note: I realized why men adopt lazy behaviors more frequently than women: Just deciding to sit for pissing is such a difficult undertaking to execute.  I am not referring to elder people finding it a problem to stooping or sitting on their buttocks, instead to standing and leaning on the wall with hands, but to youth who think that a standing position is a quicker maneuver to satisfying the urgent need for pissing.

Women acquired more stamina than men by simply having to stoop and sit for pissing…