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Tidbits and Notes. Part 256

Note: My previous large file titled “Tidbits and notes. Part 211” was saved several times and need to retrieve the latest saving. This file has vanished after I pressed Leave instead of Cancel. WordPress,com support system was of No help. If you know how I can retrieve the file, I’ll be very appreciative.

Japan lost an island. Esanbe Hanakita Kojima, which was only slightly above sea level, was named just four years before the sea swallowed it up.

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. – Marilyn Vos Savant

Why all the colonial powers, England, France, Germany and USA act as if they owe anything to Israel? What Israel did to them but siphon their money, moral prestige, and lavishing abusive recriminations?

Textile industry: second most polluting after oil. Tiny particles emitted by cars are the #1 killer.

All the colonial powers were white supremacists and Israel is their creation. They wanted to get rid of their “Jews” and use these “European” supremacist Jews as mercenaries to control and loot the Middle-East

The supremacist British Balfour visited Damascus in 1924 during French mandate: The Syrian chased him out and he had to leave at night in a hurry to join a British frigate waiting for him in Beirut

Le mieux c’est de comprendre un sujet en profondeur, juste assez pour comprendre le “professionel” et quitter a temps pour un autre sujet professionel a la con. C’est le processus de puiser a la source, la vie, l’eau, la poesie, l’Histoire, l’univers…

Ne coupe jamais les ponds: il ne te resteras que du guachis

L’avenir des mauvais eleves (cancres) n’est jamais compromis. Neanmoins, les cancres ont moins de chance de resussir que les “bons” eleves dans nos instiutions. Donc, n’encourager pas la paresse, que lorsequ’elle est selective.

N’enseignez pas l’histoire et les sciences naturelles avant le brevet d’etudes: ce sera le chaos total chez les eleves. Concentrer sur l’etude des maths, les langues vivantes et la geographie.

As long as you are hiding your belonging from your sight, you end up acquiring the double of everything when the time for the great clean-up is ripe.

The Securities and Futures Commission of Hong Kong set out new crypto-trading regulations. Fund managers investing more than 10% of their portfolio in crypto assets will need to be licensed, while platforms for professional investors can move into a so-called “sandbox“, where they will be free to experiment under lighter rules.

Mexico’s supreme court said a ban on recreational marijuana was unconstitutional. The ruling does not legalize the recreational use of cannabis, which is up to congress, but all courts in Mexico must allow adults to consume it without interference from the state.

Funny comprehension of their History: French students of 10 to 14.  Part 1

I am reading “Hardi! Les cancres” of Jean-Charles at the first half of 1960’s. Here are a few funny replies of the students:

C’ est a la fin de l’ere quatermaire que Champolion en 1882 transforma les hierogliphes en Francais

Mercure etait le Dieu de la temperature

La mythologie est le bulletin du temps de demain

Xenophone fit la guerre aux Polonais

Le dieu Lard etait charge’ de veiller sur le Garde-manger

Constantin fit mettre le monologue du Christ sur ses drapeaux et condamna tout le monde aux Christianism

Que savez-vous des Gaulois? Rien du tout: Ils ne passent jamais a Endoume

A Tolbiac, Clovis dit: Si je gagne je me fais cretin. Sa conversion lui valut l’appui du concierge

On a appelle’ Charles “Martel” parcequ’il etait fou

Apres 3 jour de combat non decisif, les Arabes se retirerent de Poitier: il faisait trop froid pour eux

Louis 14 fut omme’ Roi-Soleil parcequ’il se levait le matin et se couchait le soir.

A la bataille de Marne, les Allemands s’enfuirent en Taxis

Le dernier mois du calendrier revolutionnaire s’appelait Terminal

Les Francais remplacerent tous les noms Gaulois, sauf De Gaulle

Louis 16 mourut la tete haute, apres avoir ete’ decapite’

Le pere de Napoleon I etait Napoleon Zero

Les Egyptiens mettaient en conserve le mort avec des aromates

Les Egyptiens faisaient cuire leurs morts pour les garder bien vivants

Les principaux Dieux des pharaons etaient Osiris, Ulysse et Autobus

 

 


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