Posts Tagged ‘Craig’s-list adverts’
New posts from Oct.20 to 26, 2009
Posted by: adonis49 on: October 28, 2009
530. How do you value quality of life? (October 20, 2009)
531. The inevitable Northern Middle East strategic block
(Report #30); (October 21, 2009)
532. Turkey is currently the main cornerstone regional power;
Erdogan next in line for Nobel Peace; (October 21, 2009)
533. Nano-Technologies: Homo sapiens 2.0. Tell me more; (October 22, 2009)
534. BANG, not the Big One: Tell me more; (October 23, 2009)
535. Craig’s-list adverts; (October 24, 2009)
- 536. The Sacred Practical Necessities; (October 25, 2009)
- 537. Sins & Technology: Tell me more; (October 25, 2009)
538. C’est quoi “human dignity”? (October 26, 2009)
Craig’s-list adverts
Posted by: adonis49 on: October 25, 2009
Craig’s-list adverts; (October 24, 2009)
Here is a sample of “Criagslist” adverts (with a twist); this will prove to the wide spectrum of the readers who patronize my blog that I may be flexible and versatile.
A woman is to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a one piece bathing suit. I will season the pasta later on. I am experimenting with scents and celluloid flavors.
I am renting a large bathroom. One condition: your mattress and you must vacate when I use the bathroom; until we get familiar.
My nerves are shot; I am kept off balance. I asked for a gay guy: I should have been more specific. This mate wants to play active and passive at the same session.
Please return my denture. I forgot it in your Silverado last night. Reminder: we met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. I gave you my number and I have lost yours.
I have a package of expensive small size doggy diapers. Please don’t try them on a cat. It won’t work. Trust me.
I had to shut down my business and I am left with 1,300 Pope hats. The hats are made in China and are of the small size; they sometimes irritate the head’s skin. Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats; try them on larger cats.
Note: Craigslist agreed to drop its “erotic services” section over claims that it promoted pornography.
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