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Another forced 30 Signs: “You’re Almost 30…”
Posted by: adonis49 on: August 12, 2013
Another forced 30 Signs You’re Almost 30
Jessica Misener, BuzzFeed Staff, posted this July 9, 2013:
1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, “AWESOME.”
2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics.
Source: facebook.com
4. You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS.
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5. You start a story with “when I was in college” and realize that was 10 years ago.
Source: gifreactionsarchive.tumblr.com
6. When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids.
Source: thiswastv.com
7. You’ve gone to a bar and left because it was too loud.
Source: battleofmysticfalls.tumblr.com
8. You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with.
Source: tiffinbox.org
10. You find cool celebs who are in their early thirties and think, There’s still hope.
11. You’re getting increasingly scared to check your credit score.
Source: giphy.com
12. You’re seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog.
Source: favim.com
13. You’d rather pay a little more for a “nice, clean” hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends.
Source: 48hourvisit.com
14. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now.
Source: meghanav3.tumblr.com
15. You’ve definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell.
Source: walmart.com
16. There’s an increasing number of musical artists you haven’t even heard of.
Source: pitchfork.com
18. You’ve experienced the dreaded TWO-DAY hangover:
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19. You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack.
…and you view them more and more as friends.
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20. Running hurts your knees. The elliptical hurts your knees. Everything hurts.
23. An 11-year-old has to show you how to do something on your smartphone.
24. Weekend nights: Instead of having two drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar then go home.
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26. You get really excited about lame stuff, like low interest rates.
Source: cmyk-giffed.tumblr.com
27. You wonder, seriously, how you ever pulled an all-nighter.
Source: unemployedandunwed.tumblr.com
28. You’ve uttered the phrase, “I’m too old for music festivals.”
Source: guestofaguest.com
30. You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies.
Source: areyouscreening.com