New Funny Words to Add in a Dictionary
Posted on: April 16, 2015
New Words to Add in a Dictionary
We shouldn’t be explaining and describing complicated feeling and activities when a single world defines the entire meaning.
Some of these words are over-complicated but I’ll be using the ‘chairdrobe’ for sure!
The internet has spawned a new crop of words for stuff, and while you may not like all of them, some of them are really clever combos that seem like they might actually be useful!
Many of these words come from urbandictionary.com, which is basically a dictionary of modern slang.
Their site is probably the most complete dictionary of modern slang, but it’s also full chock-full of nonsense.
Most of these words are portmanteaus, which are what you get when you mash both the sounds and meanings of two words together to get a new one.
Did you know, for example, that the word ‘smog’ is a portmanteau (smoke and fog)?
‘Brunch’ (breakfast and lunch) is another one that is becoming more and more popular, although it’s been around for a while.
And if you’re eating your brunch with a spork, then that’s a portmanteau double-whammy.
Can you think of any fun new words that real modern dictionaries should adopt? If so, add them to this list!
#1 Masturdating (n) going alone to a movie or a restaurant
#2 Askhole Asking obnoxious questions
#3 Bedgasm Euphoric experience when climbing in bed after a long day
#4 Chairdrobe or floordrobe: Piling up clothes on a chair
#5 Textpectation an anticvipation feeling when waiting for response to a texting
#6 Destinesia Forgeting why you intended to go where you arrived
#7 Nonversation a smart ass word for small talk
#8 Cellfish On purpose talking on the cellphone to annoy people
#9 Errorist A frequent error maker
#10 Carcolepsy Falling asleep as the car gets moving (must exist a medical term for that ailment.)
#11 Hiberdating Ignoring close friends as we find a girlfriend
#12 Youniverse The universe revolves around their only person
#13 Internesting surrounding yourself with pillows while using internet
#14 Columbusing A white person claiming to have discovered what already existed
#15 Ambitchous surpassing the normal bitch
#16 Dudevorce Two brothers severing their friendship
#17 Unkeyboardinated Frequent typing error making
#18 Unlightening Becoming more dumb in what you’re learning
#19 Nerdjacking Filling details to an uninterested and uninitiated person
#20 Afterclap Last one to clap after everybody stopped. (The first one to clap when the music didn’t end?)
#21 Nomonym Tasting the same for otherwise two different food
#22 Beerboarding Extracting secrtets by getting someone drunk
#23 Doppelbanger Having intercourse with someone looking like you
#24 Eglaf A word that has no meaning to be substituted to a meaningless word
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